Our creative and beauty conscious students of 4S1 had ignited a new trend that no other could ever think of suggesting. Indeed, it was quite shocking to most of us, but it proved to be rather catchy to some. ;p

They have developed a new necessity to remain calm, confident, and everlastingly oil-free.


1) who are the specialist?
It seems that this new trend have covered most of the boys in the class of 4S1. These trendy or so-called ‘macho’ boys are Shafiq, Nasrin, Eugene, Mahathir and Jeremiah. Currently, everyone seems to know that these moguls have all what it takes to defeat their number one facial enemy: the natural oil of the skin or more known as sebum. They claim to possess the secret weapon to make this stubborn oil to disappear. Thus, many have tried to obtain this power by learning the secret but they were strict to remain silent.


2) what have they done?
These boys of fashion have started to spout their names all over the school. But what do they really do? What makes them so special? What’s so cool about five boys who are unnaturally cautious of their appearance? Never fear readers, we’ve got your answers. The board of directors had planned a serious spying on these boys, and managed to collect some frightful facts.

Basicly, they were seen to be carefully wiping and cleaning their face from the hateful sebum with the blue Cleen & Klear Oil Control Film, who happens to be their new best friend. They were so cautious; determined to get every bit of oil off their delicate facial skin. Surely, this astonished the citizens of 4S1. But above all, this was accepted by all.


3) why do they do it?
Yes, yes. The boys are seen cleaning their face with oil films, but what is their motive? After an investigation, we have found out the source of this occurrence; which leads to the figurative motive. It was right after the PJ lesson, and they were flung out into the great outdoors under the burning sun. It was recalled that they were innocently playing around with the toys that Teacher Faizal brought out; oblivious to the fact that people were staring. During this period, the shining sun was probably too much for these Homo sapiens. They got HOT and SWEATY, much to their incorporable hatred. After they cleaned and changed clothes, the perplex history began to be written.


4) the Chosen Product
These boys of clairvoyant chose their best secret weapon from the best. They decided to use the Cleen & Klear Oil Control Film. We assume that the boys would recommend this product to be in everyone’s inventory. It is the gateway to the Utopia of oil-free.

The second product of choice is the EirWick. They have been using the perfume called ‘Orange N Apple Fresh’ to keep their bodies in strong alluring fragrance.

The third is the Kleen & Clare Facial Toner to keep the face away from pollutants such as dust and unwanted matter.

And the fourth! Is Silkie Gerl Face Powder. This very product is also the secret in keeping the face in a bright healthy glow. This seems to be the trendy boys’ most frequently used product.


5) Behind the Scenes
The masters of the art of beauty have repelled our board of directors quite a number of times over their strictness to give out their precious beauty secrets. Based on that reason, we have decided to create our own logical conclusions on this hot topic. Later, it was confirmed that these masterminds actually have a second motive.

i. yes, they wanted to stay free from the hateful sebum. But what do they reallt want? We assume that they think that being in the SMK Kidurong, they should always stay Hot, Cool, and presentable at the same time. being in school always meant that the inhabitants are knowledgeable and educated. That is why they refuse to accept the natural oil and made riddance of them to remain SEXY and educated at the same time. Yes, they are killing two birds with one stone. After all, young women of the world always think that EDUCATION IS SEXY.

ii. These macho boys wanted to be in style. And with all the natural face oil, this aim is utterly unreachable. Therefore, it is important to them that they keep the oil away as often as possible. As what their faces say : LEARNING IS STYLE.

iii. Another reason, we believe, is because there is an innocent girl somewhere in every hard inner core of a macho man. Every girl always has the desire to remain presentable, and so does this inner girl of every man. Therefore, it was concluded that the boys wanted a taste of girlish freedom for the sake of themselves.

***NEW UPDATE
This is just in! It was confirmed that these trendy boys are happily and freely GAY. Jeremiah Bayang Buda was carefully banishing oil from his face, when he blurted out that "We're actually gay." Which explains all the use of beauty products.... Please accept them as they are :D


And it goes on. The story gets added and distorted more and more everyday, but lets not forget their true, TRUE innocent selves who we all love the most. Let’s hope for a better future for these boys of fashion, Shafiq, Nasrin, Eugene, Mahathir and Jeremiah. To conclude, you know what I always say, "REAL MEN DO THEIR OWN MAKE UP!" Thank you.





.maidenshiel.